- "Armed and armored SUV"
- — Merchant of Menace store caption
- "Customised in our own factory, these SUVs feature reinforced armor plates, a roof-mounted 7.62mm machine gun, and lots of attitude. Supllies are limited!"
- — Merchant of Menace store description
The Mafia SUV is the largest Mafia technical. A chop-shop variant of the Hummer H2, the Mafia SUV is armed with a pintle mounted machine gun, which provides for adequate defense in the face of danger. Featuring armor plates on the sides, the SUV is relatively stronger than the Hummer H3, but has the same top speed, and can carry one more occupant, for the turret. The paint is a flat dark gray, with the Mafia logo adorning the sides. They are less common than the technical but some can still be found patrolling around areas such as East Pyongyang and more can be found in the northern province due to the Mafia's operations increasing in power.
The SUV is based on the Hummer H2.